What do you say when someone calls you short?

Eight comebacks when someone calls you short at school:

• 01“Short people can wear heels or fix their problems with handy tools, but ugly is kind of a dead end.
• 02“God only lets things grow until they’re perfect.
• 03“I’m a little closer to hell, and I won’t hesitate to bring it out.
• 04“Sorry, could you speak up?

How do you roast someone?

So here’s how to roast someone. Start by brainstorming as many associations of the roastee as you can. An association is something that most people in your audience would know about the roastee or would accept as true about the roastee. An association could be anything: something the roastee did or said, a physical characteristic, a family member.

Do you know where to draw the line when roasting someone?

You do need to know where to draw the line, though, as you don’t want to damage your relationship with the person. Since the fine line separating funny from nasty isn’t the same for everyone, you should take the time to consider the person you’ll be roasting, the topics you should (and shouldn’t) cover, and how to deliver your zings just right.

Is it OK to poke fun at someone during a roast?

Poking a little fun at a friend or co-worker during a roast can give everyone a good laugh, especially if the person being roasted is a good sport. You do need to know where to draw the line, though, as you don’t want to damage your relationship with the person.

What is the best way to roast a non-celebrity?

If you’re roasting a non-celebrity, keep your roast jokes fairly gentle. Joke about associations of the roastee that neither the roastee nor your audience is likely to be sensitive about. And make sure the roastee has agreed to be roasted and will probably have a good sense of humor about it.